Thursday, September 9, 2010

Scene at a Nexus of Dimensions

"So what do you call mine?"
"6338-Gray"
"Yeah, yeah, but what do you call it? Like, there's Anti-Earth and the Gorilla World and, you know, the one with the Nazi Crab-men..."
"Der BrachyuReich."
"Yeah! So what do you call it?"
"... the Craigiverse."
"Fuck off."
"No, seriously, the Arbiter who visited apparently met like a dozen guys named Craig in the three days he was there. It seems to have made an impression on him."
"Bullshit. Can we get a do-over?"
"You may have noticed we have all of the infinite multiverses to catalogue."
"Yeah, but you told me you have infinite other Nexuses helping you."
"That only divides it into smaller infinities, which are by definition still infinite. No do-overs."
"Shit, I can't believe you make decisions for such stupid reasons."
"Hey, when the Craigiverse invents dimensional travel, we'll talk."
"... Total bullshit."

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