Once Again Back Is The Incredible

My 29th birthday having come and gone, I've decided to come back to blogging, again, for the however-manyth time. The graveyard of half-finished posts promises a short buffer zone before I start having to produce legitimate original content, and the goal is to try to put something up (even a short, simple outline of an idea) five times a week. Also, I discovered a way to stick my beloved smartassed asides directly into the text. So, yeah, here goes nothin'.